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subs ripped by thor thor@fibertel.com.ar ftps trade mail mi only 100 kb/seg or more Ahh. Master Pain, what do we do? Open the mouth. The Chosen One ! Huh? What? Baby-- Kill it ! We will all be cursed ! Hmm. Hmm? Mm? Hmm ! Mm, lighter, mm-hmm. So cute. Bye-bye ! He's in the movie. So is she. He is too. it's starting now. The child had become a man. Rolling to the bottom of a gully, he was raised by various rodents. Having no true home, he wandered the wilderness... in search of the one who stole his life. So on he walked... and sometimes drove. And occasionally, partied with the desert creatures. Party ! Party ! Party ! Little did he know... that before him lied a mystical road... of great warriors and legends. Your days are over, mister. He lived under constant attack. What they had not accomplished when he was a child... they sought to nowfinish. Through his adversity, he learned to fight... The more he fought, the more his powers grew. - i mean, crap, man ! Look at that. - Ohh-- - That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. i mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones and-- i mean, i'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk. Uh-oh. Trouble. Open your mouth ! Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi ! Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi ! Uuh ! I need gopher-chuks. Uh-- Uuh ! Our... sexual... preferences... are... our... own... business. - Yeah. - Oh, you. Alfalfa. - Hey, oh. Huh? Hes an outsider. Have you ever seen him before? Mm-mm. Well, twice. Hey, whos he? I dont know. ...and that day, I vowed to find the man who killed my family. Can you help me? And why have you come to me? You are Master Tang. Your skills are greatly known. Ive traveled many years and miles to find you. How many miles? Would you say ten million? Eh-- No, I dont think ten million. Look, I need your help. I live under constant attack. Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy... and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting. I feel for you and your grave loss. However, it will be impossible for us to help you. Master, I implore you to reconsider. Hmm. Okay ! The man you seek, his name is Master Pain. He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council. But now I am in a quandary. For if your story is true, then you would-- Huh? What are the odds of that? You would be the Chosen One. - Master ! Ah, again with the squeaky shoes. Master, I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One. - Be quiet ! - Master ! I dont like him very much. Lets kill him. - Sit down ! - Eeyah ! i must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. Hah ! If youve got an ass, Ill kick it. - Hmm. - Legend tells us... that the true Chosen One... will bear the mark of infinite wisdom. Yea, yea ! What in Gods name is that thing? He seems to be the reason Im pursued. There are so many things Ive yet to understand. - Does it have a name? - Tonguey. I should not have asked. Still, this is a glorious day, for the Chosen One has come to free us from the Evil Council. I remember a long time ago... when a good friend of mine told me... there would be a Chosen One. There will be a Chosen One. Then he told me... of the significance. It will be significant. And then he killed the dog. I now officially know too much. And why are you in bed? Oh, you wont even believe what happened next.